Generation Y Logic
got this from a colleague at work and i think you might just feel beta after reading this?!
though some of it kinda make sense/logical when you "further" think about it :P
have a good laugh.. enjoy ~!
Lessons in Logic
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
though some of it kinda make sense/logical when you "further" think about it :P
have a good laugh.. enjoy ~!
Lessons in Logic
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
===
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
===
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
===
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
===
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
===
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
===
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
===
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
===
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
===
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
===
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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